Ah... Halloween

Since when did it become tradition to continue trick-or-treating well into your teens in this country! I'm at my house on Halloween now, trying to enjoy my glass of whiskey and watch Michael Myers slowly saunter after screaming coeds with a knife, and I'm being constantly interrupted by trick-or-treaters......but none of them are fucking kids! The next high-schooler with a sheet over his stupidly grinning face that requests that I, "stop being a downer and get the candy" is gonna get a swift kick in the ass.