This Thanksgiving I'm Thankful for......Everything but the Lions

It's almost funny how bad things are for the Detroit Lions this season. As the numerous fans in the audience during yesterday's Thanksgiving match-up indicated with their homemade signs, the only ones in worse need of a bailout than Wall Street are the 0-12 Lions. Rumor has it that the folks in L.A. are clamoring for the Lions to move there, a historic football city which was once the home of the Rams, now out of St. Louis, and the Raiders, now out of Oakland. I don't think they want a football team bad enough to take on this franchise, but if they want em, they can sure as hell have em. We'll start from scratch if we have to. Call our team the Detroit Big African Game Hunters